RESEPI BANCUHAN NESFACE PALING SEDAP!

Kalau korang nak rasa macam almond latte, letak minyak kelapa dara sedikit dalam sesudu kecik. Pun sedap!

1. Sesudu kecil nescafe. Tapi jangan penuh menggunung ok.

2. Susu cair dalam 2-4 sudu kecil

3. Susu manis 1 setengah sudu hingga 2 sudu kecil

4. Campurkan dan kacau sekali

5. Warna bila dicampur dan dikacau, waktu ni bau macam dekat Starbucks kononnya. Jangan risau, ini just nice tak bermanis. Sebab aku tak suka minum manis-manis.

6. Lepas dah kacau kuchalana tadi, baru tuangkan air yang betul-betul panas mendidih!

7. Dah siap! Memang sedap, jangan ketagihan sudah lah. Perhatikan warnanya, warna Sungai Pahang ini lah yang kita nak. Kalau nak thrill lagi, letak sesudu minyak kelapa dara.

Doa Bertahan Lama

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Masalah patah tandan (zakar tiba tiba terkulai layu ketika sedang bersetubuh) sering dialami kebanyakan lelaki. Masalah patah tandan adalah sangat mengecewakan sang isteri yang kehausan.

Bacalah doa di bawah ini 3 kali kepada zakar di waktu hendak bersetubuh supaya tidak mudah patah tandan dan boleh bersetubuh hingga ke subuh. Insyaalah.



بِِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيْمِ

اَللَّهُمَّ اِنَّا نَعُوْذُبِكَ تَامَّهْ، وَالرُّوْحِ، وَالدَّمِ، وَلَحْمِ، وَسَحْمِ، وَالْحُرُوْبِ، وَالْجُلُوْبِ وَتَقْضِىْ، فَاِذَا

قَضَيْتَ اَمْرًا فَاِنَّمَا يَقُوْلُ لَهُ كُنْ فَيَكُوْنُ



Allahhumma inna na a`u zubika tammah, walrah, waddam, walahm, wasahm, walhurub, walljulubi wa taq difa izaqa qadoiita amrall fa innama yaqallu lahhu qun fayakun

Doa Nabi SAW Yang Tidak Dimakbulkan

Rasulullah shallallahu ‘alaihi wasallam melakukan shalat yang amat panjang. Melihat hal tersebut para sahabat bertanya, “Tidak biasanya Anda melakukan shalat seperti itu.” Beliau menjawab, “Ya, benar. Shalatku itu adalah shalat raghbah (penuh harap) dan rahbah (takut kepadaNya), dalam shalatku itu aku memohon kepada Allah tiga perkara, Dia mengabulkan dua perkara sedangkan satunya lagi tidak dikabulkan. Aku memohon agar umatku tidak binasa oleh bencana kelaparan, maka Dia mengabulkan permohonan ini. Aku memohon agar umatku tidak dikuasai oleh musuh dari luar mereka, Dia pun mengabulkannya. Namun ketika aku memohon agar umatku tidak merasakan kekejaman di antara sesamanya, Dia tidak mengabulkannya.” (HR. Tirmidzi; shahih)


Kita melihat sejak zaman sahabat, umat Islam tak terkalahkan ketika mereka bersatu menghadapi musuh-musuhnya. Namun manakala terjadi perpecahan, sesama muslim saling menyakiti, timbullah kerugian besar di kalangan umat Islam.

Dulu ada perang Jamal, ada perang Shiffin, ada peperangan internal umat Islam semasa Daulah Umayyah, Daulah Abbasiyah hingga Turki Utsmani. Namun fragmen-fragmen sejarah itu bisa diatasi. Yang lebih parah terjadi setelah itu. Kini banyak perpecahan internal umat Islam di berbagai negara.

Maka kita patut menangis melebihi kesedihan Rasulullah, ketika umat ini saling bermusuhan. Kita patut waspada, bahwa jika kita saling membenci dan menyakiti sesama umat Islam, kita tergolong umat yang akan binasa. Seperti doa Rasulullah yang tidak dikabulkan Allah tersebut. 

Wife is your playmate

YOUR WIFE IS YOUR PLAYMATE
( 22 things you must do with your wife )
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1. Call her with sweet nicknames(the prophet use to call Aisha "Aish").

2.Play with her, any halal game at all (the prophet use to race with Aisha) and Allah loves it when a husband plays with his wife.

3. Treat her kindly and offer her everything that will soften her heart towards you (its a warning from the prophet on his last sermon at arafat)

4.Buy her gifts sometimes even if is toffee (they love to be treated like a baby)

5. Never have intercourse with her without a "messenger" eg. kisses and always make sure she is satisfied (Recommended by the prophet)

6. Help her in domestic activities eg. Cooking, washing, tiding up the room, etc, anytime you are available (it's sunnah)

7. Honor her parents and buy them presents sometimes.

8. Appreciate the good things she has been doing for you and be thanking her for that always. Allah says; He who does not thank people does not thank me.

9. Let her know how much she means to you, how much you Love her and how lucky you are to have her.

10. Be carrying her to bed sometimes like a baby.

11. Before criticising her, praise her first.

12. Make yourself attractive to her always by smelling good (both mouth and body, its sunnah).

13. Chat with her sometimes when you are together.

14. Phone to tell her, "I miss U" ,"I love U" when you are at work.

15. Be doing things together with her, e.g. Cooking, eating, bathing janabah, reading quran, etc

16. Dont Reveal her fault in the presents of others.

17. Teach her about the deen what she dont know and encourage her on matters of the deen.

18. Avoid hitting, beating or harming her (it's not Islam)

19. Encourage her to be wearing Hijab (its compulsory), praying the five times salat at its fixed times and be fasting in the month of ramadan.

20. Thank Allah for the Hauwa of your Life.

21. Always remember her in your duaa (prayers).

22. Be the path she will pass to JANNAH.
                       
Yah Allah give all muslim men the understanding and patience they will need to take good care of their wives.                                           
Share with your male contacts..., and the women too so they'll also appreciate their husbands.
Copied.. May Allah accept all our prayers on this Arafat day Amin.

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Retirement @ Bersara

*Retirement*

*1. one day you will retire.* You won't be going to work. You won’t have office power any more. No influence or at best, a reduced influence. Your cash flow will also reduce.! Check retirement date on your payslip.

*2. Always  go for your 30days annual leave.* Whatever you do during your leave, is what you will be doing when you retire. If all you do is to sleep or watch TV, then that’s what you are likely do do in your retirement. Remember the book of Proverbs. A little sleep and a little slumber, so shall your poverty multiply.
Watching Big Brother Naija will not save you heartache in retirement. Learn a trade or a skill during your leave. It will come handy. Spend your after-office hours learning something. Don’t spend it sleeping, Gossiping, watching TV!! Same goes for your weekend. Make them productive. You will thank yourself for spending your time productively.

*3. Invest for your retirement.*.. your children are not retirement investment. Don’t bank on your children’s support or the support of friends or relations. That’s a BIG risk. It may not happen. Be ready to take care of yourself!! Everyone has his own responsibilities. They won’t be able to help you that much. You will also lose your dignity and respect if you adopt a life of begging.

*4. Start a hobby* early in your working days to take you along when you retire. Rearing chicken, farming or own a shop. Acquire marketable skills ( not useless paper certificates) Etc

*5. Where shall you retire.* Build yourself a home. Don't retire and start to rent a house or refuse to vacate government house. You will be at the mercy of your landlord at a time when your cash flow is not only reduced but unpredictable!!

*6. Who shall be your dependants.* By the time you retire, your children should be above 18, and self reliant.

*7. Don't retire and stay in a big city* unless you can TRULY afford it. You can't continue living in a big city after 60 with limited financial resources. The language and the hustle will be hard for you. Where possible, Relocate to a less expensive town where your reduced take home (pension) can go further.

*8. Have property which can be rented or converted into cash*. Have shares that pay good dividends. Plant cash trees. Rear goats, cultivate vegetables etc. these activities will not only give you income but will also keep you healthy.

*9. Live a simple life*. If you never built a house at your rural home, dont use your retirement package to build. It is unwise unless you plan to live there on a permanent basis or you are super rich and therefore can afford the luxury. The choice is yours.

*Note that many of retirees die early because of the following*:

1. They are Not mentally prepared to retire.
2. Lack of finances
3. They Lapse into Depression
4 They develop Hypertension/ Diabetes because of worries, anxiety and uncertainty "and financial pressures.

*YOUR DESK AT YOUR WORK PLACE IS NOT PERMANENT. PLAN  FOR YOUR RETIREMENT.*