Chinese Philosophy
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。
When without money, keep pigs; When have money, keep dogs.
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.
沒錢的時候,想結婚；
有錢的時候,想離婚。
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.
沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.
沒錢的時候,假裝有錢；
有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.
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人 啊，都不講實話：
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.
過去把第一次留給丈夫；
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。
In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn baby
鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous
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人生是什麼?
What is life about?
1 歲時出場亮相
At age one, YOU are the top priority
10 歲時功課至上
At age ten, academic excellence is the top priority
20 歲時春心盪漾
At age twenty, getting laid is the top priority
30 歲時職場對抗
At age thirty, a good career is top priority
40 歲時身材發胖
At age forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
50 歲時打打麻將
At age fifty, beating others at mah-jong is top priority
60 歲時老當益壯
At age sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
70 歲 時 常常 健忘
At age seventy, remembering something is top priority
80 歲時搖搖晃晃
At age eighty, moving around is top priority
90 歲時迷失方向
At age ninety, knowing directions is top priority
100 歲時掛在牆上
At age 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
祝大家愉快，好好做人!
Wishing you all happiness! Be good!
